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Covid-Stockholm<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Jag fyllde \u00e5r i s\u00f6ndags, men det lyckades jag gl\u00f6mma bort flera g\u00e5nger. S\u00e4rskilt som vi hade barnvakt i l\u00f6rdags och var ute p\u00e5 st\u00e5hej (haha, ”st\u00e5hej”, hehe) i Stockholms hj\u00e4rta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sommar i Stockholm, allts\u00e5 inne i stan, f\u00f6r mig, utspelar sig alltid mot Gr\u00f6nans glada bakgrundsbrus av bergochdalbanor och falsettskrikande ton\u00e5ringar. Jag t\u00e4nkte p\u00e5 det i l\u00f6rdags kv\u00e4ll, n\u00e4r jag och Bj\u00f6rn satt i solen uppe p\u00e5 SUS. Blicken f\u00f6ll p\u00e5 Gr\u00f6nan, och av gammal vana v\u00e4ntade jag p\u00e5 att Fritt Fall-\u00e5karna skulle hissas upp mot toppen. Ingenting r\u00f6rde sig. Inga fria fall, inga bergochdalbanor, inga snurrgungor, inga skrik. Stockholm k\u00e4nns inte direkt d\u00f6tt, men neds\u00f6vt; det \u00e4r liksom inte tr\u00e5ngt n\u00e5nstans i \u00e5r, man f\u00e5r bord och sittplatser och blir inte nekad f\u00f6r att det \u00e4r f\u00f6r fullt \u2013 i alla fall inte d\u00e4r jag varit \u2013 men i \u00e4rlighetens namn, jag har inte varit mycket i stan i sommar \u00e5 andra sidan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Frontalkrock med verkligheten<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

I s\u00f6ndags h\u00e4nde det. Min f\u00f6delsedag. Jag \u00e4gnade det en flyktig tanke efter utekv\u00e4llen med Bj\u00f6rn \u2013 begreppet ”utekv\u00e4ll” har f\u00f6r \u00f6vrigt genomg\u00e5tt en omdefinition de senaste \u00e5ren och \u00e5terf\u00e5tt sin betydelse fr\u00e5n mina tidiga ton\u00e5r, dvs ”hemma igen till nio” \u2013 men det fanns inte kvar p\u00e5 morgonen. Nix, p\u00e5 morgonen var jag helt upptagen i en av mina futuristiska dr\u00f6mmar \u2013 denna g\u00e5ng g\u00e4llde det tidsresor p\u00e5 pendelt\u00e5gssp\u00e5ret \u2013 och fattade inte vad det var f\u00f6r trassel och ov\u00e4sen som p\u00e5gick vid v\u00e5r sovrumsd\u00f6rr. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Min f\u00f6rsta instinkt, efter att ha fattat var jag var och under vilken tidsepok, var att skylla p\u00e5 Bj\u00f6rn. Jag h\u00f6rde ju hans r\u00f6st, s\u00e5 varf\u00f6r p\u00e5gick detta fortfarande, vad var det som var s\u00e5 sv\u00e5rt? Sluta f\u00f6r helvete. Jag skulle precis kliva upp p\u00e5 fel fot och ta strid, n\u00e4r hela det primitiva mentala maskineri som \u00e4r min hj\u00e4rna i limbot mellan dr\u00f6m och vakenhet skar sig och hackade n\u00e4r minnet drog i n\u00f6dbromsen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bakom allt kaos, under ov\u00e4sendet och i spillrorna av mitt f\u00f6rnuft efter frontalkrocken med verkligheten, h\u00f6rdes n\u00e5got. Det p\u00e5minde om en melodi p\u00e5 samma s\u00e4tt som en tre\u00e5rsteckning fr\u00e5n f\u00f6rskolan p\u00e5minner om ”en drake som \u00e4ter hallon ur sin matsk\u00e5l med sina drakungar som heter Wacko, Racko och Wocko”, men \u00e4nd\u00e5. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Det tog inte m\u00e5nga sekunder till innan jag v\u00e5gade \u00f6ppna \u00f6gonen och fatta att jag hade sovit hela natten och blivit v\u00e4ckt, allts\u00e5 V\u00c4CKT, av ja m\u00e5 hon leva<\/em>. Det har nog aldrig h\u00e4nt f\u00f6rut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Underbara barn<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Simon verkar gilla f\u00f6delsedagar. Inte Adrians d\u00e5, men annars. Han var s\u00e5 himla fin och go med mig den dagen, trots de vanliga motg\u00e5ngarna \u2013 framf\u00f6r allt (\u00e5ter)uppt\u00e4ckten av att samma regler g\u00e4ller f\u00f6r alla och att han inte st\u00e5r \u00f6ver dem \u2013 s\u00e5 for han inte ut mot mig som han brukar. Ist\u00e4llet byggde han ett naturkonstverk i min handflata under f\u00f6rmiddagen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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”Jag \u00e4r sn\u00e4ll mot dig idag eftersom det \u00e4r din f\u00f6delsedag,” sa han mysigt n\u00e4r jag b\u00f6rjade f\u00e5 ont om plats i handen och kommenterade hur sn\u00e4ll han var och hur glad jag blev.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c5, t\u00e4nk om man kunde fylla \u00e5r j\u00e4mt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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