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I tisdags, n\u00e4r jag helt oskyldigt gick genom korridoren (p\u00e5 praktiken) p\u00e5 v\u00e4g att koka te, blev jag upphunnen av min handledare\/chef. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Jaha,” sa han kallpratande, ”hur \u00e4r det med busfr\u00f6t hemma?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jag har ju varit tvingen att vabba en del<\/a>, som sagt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Busfr\u00f6na,” sa jag med betoning p\u00e5 pluralis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Jaha, \u00e4r de flera? Hur gamla?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”2 och 4 \u00e5r, och jag t\u00f6rs inte ens s\u00e4ga …” \u2013 jag hoppade \u00e5t sidan och la demonstrativt handen p\u00e5 k\u00f6ksbordets tr\u00e4skiva \u2013 ”… att de \u00e4r ok, f\u00f6r varje g\u00e5ng vi tror det s\u00e5 h\u00e4nder n\u00e5t,” sa jag och jinxade d\u00e4rmed resten av veckan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Samma kv\u00e4ll skickade jag ett mail till handledarchefen om att jag inte kunde komma till m\u00f6tet dagen d\u00e4rp\u00e5 eftersom herr Busfr\u00f6 blivit sjuk. Det handlar med andra ord om h\u00f6geligen befogad vidskepelse h\u00e4r. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c4r han lugn s\u00e5 \u00e4r n\u00e5got fel<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Herr Busfr\u00f6, i det h\u00e4r fallet, var Simon. Med kr\u00e5nglig mage \u2013 som vanligt kan vi v\u00e4l s\u00e4ga nu vid det h\u00e4r laget \u2013 och feber kollapsade han l\u00e5ngsamt i min famn medan vi lekte. Han la sig till r\u00e4tta, gosade (!!!) in sig under min arm, och bara l\u00e5g d\u00e4r och tittade fr\u00e5nvarande framf\u00f6r sig medan jag str\u00f6k honom \u00f6ver h\u00e5ret.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Vad t\u00e4nker du p\u00e5, Simon?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

”Ingenting,” sa han, vilket s\u00e5g ut att st\u00e4mma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

VOBB<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Den vabben gick n\u00e4stan att klassas som vobb (vab+jobb). Han l\u00e5g utslagen i soffan och orkade precis f\u00f6lja mig med blicken n\u00e4r jag st\u00e4llde mig och str\u00f6k den sedan l\u00e4nge eftersatta h\u00f6gen med strykkl\u00e4der intill. Sen fick han byta soffa, s\u00e5 att han kunde titta p\u00e5 Backyardigans<\/em> medan jag satt i telefonm\u00f6te. Sen fortsatte han med det medan jag lagade risgr\u00f6t, sk\u00f6tte tv\u00e4tten, plockade undan och fixade med diverse saker som \u00e4nd\u00e5 m\u00e5ste g\u00f6ras. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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En minimal m\u00e4ngd risgr\u00f6t utgjorde lunchen.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Efter lunch sov han tv\u00e5 timmar, sen kom Bj\u00f6rn ov\u00e4ntat hem tidigare s\u00e5 jag kunde g\u00e5 och h\u00e4mta Adrian i lugn och ro. Sen blev det mera barnprogram en stund innan maten och sen gick resten av kv\u00e4llen ovanligt fort.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Inte s\u00e5 illa \u00e4nd\u00e5. Och idag ska jag p\u00e5 AW med Anna (!!) efter jobbet s\u00e5 Bj\u00f6rn vabbar hela dan. Hoppas bara inte Adrian vaknar sjuk han med.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I tisdags, n\u00e4r jag helt oskyldigt gick genom korridoren (p\u00e5 praktiken) p\u00e5 v\u00e4g att koka te, blev jag upphunnen av min handledare\/chef. ”Jaha,” sa han kallpratande, ”hur \u00e4r det med busfr\u00f6t hemma?” Jag har ju varit tvingen att vabba en del, som sagt. ”Busfr\u00f6na,” sa jag med betoning p\u00e5 pluralis. ”Jaha, \u00e4r de flera? 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