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Jag \u00e4r tv\u00e5barnsmor sedan mycket kort tid tillbaka. \u00c4nd\u00e5 st\u00e5r jag pl\u00f6tsligt i k\u00f6ket med babyselen\u00a0p\u00e5 magen, eftersom den yngste\u00a0kr\u00e4ver att vara med och se allt som h\u00e4nder, och lagar mat. Han sitter fram\u00e5tv\u00e4nd, och viftar misst\u00e4nkt medvetet med sina sm\u00e5 h\u00e4nder mot allt jag r\u00f6r vid.<\/p>\n

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Vad h\u00e4nde?<\/h3>\n

Nyss var han ett litet bebispaket som bara \u00e5t och sov sig genom livet. Eller\u00a0vadd\u00e5,\u00a0han \u00e4r v\u00e4l fortfarande inte \u00e4ldre \u00e4n 3-4 veckor? Eller…? Alldeles nyss fick jag leta efter honom i sina \u00e4rvda bodys i storlek 50, han gav sig sj\u00e4lv dubbla knytn\u00e4vslag i ansiktet n\u00e4r han n\u00f6s, och n\u00e4r han kr\u00e4ktes i handen sl\u00f6t han den h\u00e5rt och vaktade svartsjukt f\u00f6r framtida bruk. Att se honom f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka f\u00e5 tag i prylar var som att se en hj\u00e4rnkirurg f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka arbeta med armarna gipsade fr\u00e5n axeln till l\u00e5ngfingernageln.<\/p>\n

Ig\u00e5r kv\u00e4ll tog jag fram den fina gula pyjamasen i storlek 62 och den stramade lite \u00f6ver axlarna n\u00e4r han str\u00e4ckte p\u00e5 sig. Den m\u00e5ste ha krympt 2 storlekar i tv\u00e4tten.\u00a0Nu plockar han l\u00e5ngsamt men best\u00e4mt bland sina prylar i babysittern, stoppar allt han f\u00e5r tag p\u00e5 i munnen \u2013 tillsammans med hela handen \u2013 och brejkar loss i hoppgungan med t\u00e5spetsarna i golvet till Taylor Swift. Spyorna delar han frikostigt med sig av.<\/p>\n

Min lilla bebis, min lilla mushimushigulleskrutteplutt, m\u00f6ter redan min blick med klara bl\u00e5 \u00f6gon och tycker dessutom att det han ser \u00e4r skrattretande. Om 2 veckor kommer han h\u00e4nga i ytterd\u00f6rren med senaste modet nonchalant p\u00e5 tv\u00e4ren och s\u00e4ga saker som ”men \u00c5\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5AAAAAAHHH, mammaaaaaa, sluta tjataaaa!”. Till sommaren \u00e4r han vuxen.<\/p>\n

F\u00f6r fort<\/h3>\n

Med f\u00f6rsta barnet sl\u00e4ppte jag taget, gick 2 steg f\u00f6re och satt sedan\u00a0och lockade. Men andra barnet st\u00e5r jag ist\u00e4llet kvar, 2 steg efter, och hoppas att han inte ska ha s\u00e5 br\u00e5ttom. Bildligt talat. Han \u00e4r inte 5 m\u00e5nader gammal; han kan, Tack Universum, inte g\u00e5 \u00e4n.<\/p>\n

Tiden g\u00e5r s\u00e5 rasande fort. Det \u00e4r inte bristningar jag har i huden, det \u00e4r fartr\u00e4nder. Jag skulle vilja ta en paus; sv\u00e4nga av tidens motorv\u00e4g och fika med hela familjen p\u00e5 n\u00e5n fin rastplats med skog och lekpark.<\/p>\n

Under tiden<\/h3>\n

Medan jag letar efter en rastplats \u2013 som jag \u00e4nd\u00e5 inte kommer hitta \u2013\u00a0s\u00e5 g\u00f6r jag vad jag kan f\u00f6r att f\u00e5 ut det mesta av det som \u00e4r.<\/p>\n

I mitt huvud textar jag Adrians minspel n\u00e4r han ligger p\u00e5 sk\u00f6tbordet, och skrattar s\u00e5 jag f\u00e5r t\u00e5rar i \u00f6gonen. N\u00e4r han \u00e4r vaken s\u00e5 pratar vi med varandra, kramas och umg\u00e5s allt vi kan f\u00f6r senare p\u00e5 dagen finns inte samma utrymme f\u00f6r det. Och s\u00e5 f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker jag s\u00e4tta p\u00e5 honom f\u00f6r sm\u00e5 kl\u00e4der mellan varven. Aprop\u00e5 det s\u00e5 satte Bj\u00f6rn p\u00e5 Simon ett par av Adrians byxor h\u00e4rom dagen. N\u00e4r jag kommit hem sa Bj\u00f6rn efter ett tag:<\/p>\n

”\u00c4r det d\u00e4r nya byxor han har p\u00e5 sig eller? Ska de vara s\u00e5 d\u00e4r korta?”<\/p>\n


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